crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

Haven’t worn this top once….typical me
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brownglucose:

seahchel:

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

SIMONE

Yes
fuckyeahtattoos:

Thomas Goossens
Eindhoven, the Netherlands
http://www.dragontattoo.nl
https://www.facebook.com/ParabolaTattoos
instagram: @thomasgoossens2012
email: parabolatattoos@hotmail.nl

young & beautiful
cinnamonandsex:

NICOLE YOU BABE!!!!